Tuesday, May 10, 2011

A rant that has nothing really important in it.

Wore shorts for the first time in awhile today.
And I nice tank top.
Someone said it was nice and my reaction:
Am I flashing people?
No.
Maybe...
I have some amazing friends.
I unfriended two people today on facebook.
-eyeroll-
I don't wanna talk about it.
They make me on stab someone.
You know, in the I wanna kill you with a fork kind of way.
But that's normal.
God, I am so tired.
Thats what she said.
WOAH. T-MOBILE. THOSE MANS HANDS ARE SO VERY CLOSE TO THE UPSIDE-DOWN GUYS JUNK.
Just nasty.
No one one a hand job aired on television.
Except porn stars.
Is it sad that I know stuff like that?
At least I've never experienced stuff like that.
Im sure Slutty McWhoreface has though.
I moved back to the school and you know what someone tells me about her?
They tell me she got fingered by this other chicks boyfriend.
ISNT THAT PLEASANT.
Oh, speaking of doing the nastehh.
Did I tell you guys of the monstrosities of BOB?
You know, the one about what horrible, horrible thing he did to a girl whilst she was on her period?
You can only guess.
Because I wont say it.
It's too gross.
I love One Tree Hill.
And Glee.
And My Life as Liz.
-WARNING:-
SULLY SAID HE LOVES HER!
And then so did Bryson!
Stupid show is turning into an episode of Secret Life.
-headdesk-
Someone save us now.

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